Tonight, we went to our local children’s museum member’s Christmas Party.
As we left, we passed a kiosk selling merchandise and they appeared to be selling a most curious product:
My husband and I thought for a moment and came up with this list of possible items that might fit the bill for this particular brand of creepy Christmas cheer:
POSSIBLE STALKING STUFFERS
2) An address book
3) A mini-calendar to document the stalk-ee’s daily routine
4) A disposable phone.
5) Latex gloves
6) Mini-wiretap bundle
8 ) A coupon for Shutterfly.com
9) A waterproof bag. To protect all of the above.
10) A match. To burn all the evidence when caught in the act.
Just today, Bridget from Twinisms wrote a hilarious bit about illiteracy on her kid’s school website where parents and kids wrote in to express their dismay about possibly having to drive in icy conditions. It appears that her little town in Alaska and our little city in Texas experienced similar bouts of grammatical incorrectness.
All I have to say to the folks that wrote this sign is:
Thank You. And Merry Christmas. I hope you don’t get arrested.