How To Avoid Being A Piñata Event Failure

One thing I have noticed about living on the U.S./Mexico border is that people take their piñatas seriously around here.

No, really.

This is serious business.  You’ll see what I mean.

Growing up, I’d seen images of piñatas and even whacked a couple, but I remember they seemed much smaller than the ones we’re accustomed to seeing nowadays.   The little rainbow burro piñata I remember swatting was probably the height and width of the bunny ears on the gargantuan piñata you see below.

That photo was taken at a party last year and that’s our daughter getting ready to go to town on the thing.

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To show the scale of these behemoth piñatas,  here’s a Dora The Explorer piñata that towered over another party’s diminutive guests.


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And, here’s another:  a Cinderella piñata taller than the 6 year old birthday-girl.


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Do you see?

People in these parts actually make these things!  With vigor!

But, back to that giant bunny piñata…

I recall a note I received from a friend of mine whose son became distressed because the head of the paper mache giraffe he’d been playing with for weeks leading up to his birthday party had been summarily whacked off with violent zeal during the party.

It was the first party he’d ever had with a piñata.   That giraffe had become his buddy.  And, just like that!  BAM!!!  It was missing a head.  Forever.

My friend wrote to me and said that she now always recommends that young kids receive piñatas in “non-living shapes” to avoid potentially stressing the child out.

This reminded me of some parental banter about the logic and messaging of the piñata event for a young child.

In conversations with another mother, I learned that there are parents and even psychologists, that are uncomfortable with the encouragement-to-violence embodied in a piñata.   You can read about that HERE.

Basically, the idea that a young child would be encouraged to hit something by authority figures, who routinely discourage the hitting of anything in any other circumstance, coupled with expectation that the child should aggressively decimate something made in the image that he or she loves WOULD seem to send a sort of mixed signal to a kid.

That may be true for some.

My friend’s son’s experience with that poor, decapitated paper giraffe DID SEEM to support that theory.

But, again, let’s get back to that giant bunny piñata and our very girl-y, very fashion-y, very dainty 4-year old.

She didn’t seem to struggle too much with hurting that massive crinkly bunny.

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She didn’t seem to bear any of those afflictions or psychological aversions to executing something in the image of  living thing.

I don’t know.

Maybe I’m just too subjective in my reading of her body language and facial expressions as her mother.

What do you think?


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But, back to the seriousness of the piñata event.

You can see that the sheer size of these things and the creative work that goes into them is big business.

I hear that along the Mexico side of the Rio Grande, one of the reasons that there is not an abundance of the invasive specie of cane that plagues the U.S. side of the Rio, is because the piñata-makers actually use the abundant cane to supply the recurring demand.

But, when you live in a place where piñata events are a sort of party-rite for children, it is not surprising that many venues actually have built-in piñata cages like this one at a local pizza place.

There are even signs on the cage letting patrons know that the party place may provide the cage, the rope, the pulley system and the pizza, BUT you better remember to bring your own piñata stick, Buddy.


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Piñatas are so prevalent that they are even considered to be a sort of nuisance for many venues whose contracts for use explicitly state what TYPE of piñata can be used.

For instance, contracts for use of HOA-run pavilions (also known as palapas) and city-run parks specify that piñata messes must be cleaned up or that confetti-filled piñatas are not permitted.

But, enough about that.

Let’s get into the real meat of this post- and that is to describe the many, empirically-defined ways that you should (or more importantly, how you should NOT) run a piñata event should you decide to give it a go.

For many people who grew up in a piñata culture, running the event probably doesn’t seem like a logistical or logical nightmare.

If you grow up around piñatas, you probably know what you are doing.

It really IS probably  a no-brainer.  It’s probably like remembering to bring spoons for the ice cream and forks for the cake.

Even if you lack a hook, a stick, or a rope, you’ll probably know how to improvise, adapt and overcome in a way that makes you still emerge a Piñata Hero.

But, I will also show you in photos and pictures, that for those people who do NOT grow up attending piñata events every few months of our lives, that throwing a seamless piñata event is actually a sort of science.

Seriously.  It’s like the mystical-type of science that almost looks like voodoo magic to the ignorant pupil on the first observation.

Let us begin with some of the things you need to watch out for, shall we?

First and foremost, you should be sure that you do not purchase cruddy, little, pull-string piñatas from the local party or grocery store.

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Let us please forget what it appears that Batman is doing to Spiderman in the photo.  That is just a snickering aside for the juvenile adult males at the party.

The REASON that there are two piñatas, in the first place, is because we realized that just one would be insufficient for the number of clamoring children who would be there.

Do you see the little ribbons dangling from the bottoms of the piñatas?

Those are NOT decorative accessories like I, and other moms and dads as you will soon see, believed when we purchased them for twenty-five bucks each.

Those are “pull-strings” intended to be yanked so that kids don’t need to beat the crap out of the things.

This goes back to that discussion of the parenting philosophy of non-violence.  If you know you are buying a pull-string piñata and you do so for moral reasons as a piñata-event conscientious objector, then “Rock On, And Good For You For Sticking To Your Figurative And Non-Violent Water Guns!”

But, if you have children older than the age of 3, the odds are not good that you really meant to buy a pull-string piñata.

And the reason I know this is because even a 4-year old will look at one of these things and think, ardently and out loud, that you are a lame parent.

Furthermore, these particular types of pull-string piñatas also come with a handy little opening receptacle in the back that facilitates rapid candy flow with the slightest tap.

This means that when a child DOES hit the pull-string piñata because you didn’t know you bought a pull-string piñata (forget that we bought TWO), that all the candy will start to fall out by the time the second kid in the 30-kid line gets to even step up.


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The photo above was actually taken recently at another birthday party.

You should note that the mother of this little boy purchased THE EXACT SAME Batman pull-string piñata that I had a year earlier.

When I saw it sitting on her table, I told her about what we’d learned the year before.

“Oh!  I thought those ribbons on the bottom were for decoration!” she laughed.

I know, right?!!??!

So, the time came to hit it, and they strung it up by the little tab the piñata came attached to from the store to a limbo bar because no one had a rope.  Or a hook.

The birthday boy was first in line.

He hit it once.


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Another piñata fail, folks.

The funny thing is that I was standing next to a couple of hispanic women who had lived in Laredo their entire lives.

I told them that we had made a similar mistake the previous year, and we bought the same piñata, and the same thing happened.

They said, “Ha!  We were just talking about that!   We were laughing about the pull-string piñata.  And the limbo bar.  And the missing rope. And…”

I’m going to get to the part where I tell you how to run a successful piñata event.

But, first, I am going to tell you what else has gone wrong at our piñata events, and here goes:

  1. We forgot to buy a piñata stick.  Actually, we didn’t know they made sticks expressly for that purpose, but we see them everywhere now for about 10 bucks.
  2. So, we brought our daughter’s plastic, electronic Snow White broom.  It played “Whistle While You Work” as you made sweeping motions.  Well, it DID play that song until it broke in half on the second swing of the Batman-Spidey piñata event.
  3. Someone’s kid played tee-ball so a friend retrieved a BASEBALL BAT from his car for us to complete the event.
  4. This is not recommended.
  5. Ever.
  6. When the second child in line got up to swing the baseball bat (did I tell you that was a bad idea?), the piñatas crashed down because the HEMP TWINE that I took out of my craft kit BROKE in half. Apparently, you’re supposed to use rope or something.
  7. So, while the kids waited in line for another 5 minutes (with 28 more kids left to get a whack and we were on kid number 2 still) and my husband quadrupled up that craft twine and re-hung the piñatas which continued to shake out candy with every movement.
  8. We got to Kid #3 and one fell swoop later with that baseball bat that, thankfully, did not cause any prolonged concussions, those pull-string piñatas were COMPLETELY OBLITERATED.
  9. One girl started bawling.
  10. I mean, REALLY BAWLING.
  11. When I asked her what was wrong, she wailed, “YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING!!!!!!  YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!!!!!!!”
  12. Wailing.
  13. More Wailing.
  14. Essentially….we sucked at that piñata event.
  15. I mean…A LOT.

If you are a visual person, here’s a picture I drew of what it was like.

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But, no worries.

I recently polled Critters And Crayons readers for suggestions about how to run a successful piñata event.

You can see their excellent suggestions HERE.

In a nutshell, make sure you:

  • Buy a REAL piñata
  • Lay a tarp down for easy clean-up
  • Use a real rope
  • Make sure you have a piñata stick
  • Hand out treat bags before the event
  • Have a person manage the piñata line and safety zone
  • Smallest kids go first
  • Give the kids just 3 strikes
  • Sing the “Dale! Dale! Dale!” song
  • Have extra bags of candy to shake out in case you need more or little ones don’t get enough

Easy right?

But, probably one of the greatest challenges to any piñata event is always going to be where to hang the thing.

There aren’t always trees with sturdy branches, or large hooks and pulley systems for parents to use.

Some people attempt to overcome this challenge by standing on a chair and they actually hold the piñata themselves for a child to indiscriminately swing at it.  The Batman in costume in the photos above ended up trying that.   He was saved because the candy all fell out of that pull-string piñata by Kid #3.

Regardless, The Stand-On-A-Chair-And-Hold-The-Piñata Solution is a bad one.

It’s a bad idea because even a giant by human proportions would not have sufficient arm-reach to ensure a safety zone that could prevent the  sterilization or shattered knee caps of any male victim who agreed to stand on that chair with arms outstretched holding that candy-filled demon.

The bad-idea-ness of this “solution” is further exacerbated if the child is either 1) wearing a blind-fold, or 2) swinging a baseball bat (Um.  Again.  See above image based on true events).

If all of those factors have been brought to bear, then really, a merciful party-goer should just summon the paramedics as soon as the first child starts swinging.

But, let’s get back to where and how to hang a piñata when there really doesn’t appear to be any place to suspend the thing.

We have learned that, around here, there really are NO EXCUSES for messing this tiny detail up when you are a seasoned piñata event do-er.

And, here’s how I know that.

Look at this photo.

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That gigantic cowgirl piñata is hanging from a rope that has been stretched to a rooftop up on the left.

Do you see that?

People, that rope is not secured by a nail, or a knot, or any other inanimate thing.

This photo was taken at a friend’s birthday party and  that gargantuan piñata is suspended from a rope that is stretched between a rooftop and an 8-foot cement wall in my friend’s backyard.

My friend sent PEOPLE (as in Willing Human Beings) up on that roof and on that wall to HOLD THAT ROPE so that they could make that piñata event happen.

Don’t believe me?


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Seriously, there were dudes yanking on both ends of that rope, one wearing shoes with excellent traction up on a slanted rooftop, so that they could provide a child with a real and successful piñata experience.  They made the thing bob up and down as the kids swung at it WHILE LITERALLY DEFYING DEATH ON BOTH ENDS OF THAT ROPE.

Every once in a while we’d see one of the guys  look like they were going to lose their balance and careen to the ground.  As arms flailed and eyes widened to see how it would end, party-goers cheered when the rope-holders regained their balance to start yanking and pulling that piñata for the next kid to start pounding on it.

Is this not serious stuff?

 Again, for the folks who are better with visuals versus reading verbose blog posts, here’s my artistic rendition of that “really happened and there were witnesses to prove it” event:


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And do you know what?

Do you know whose party that was?

Remember the little girl who was wailing at our awfully-executed piñata-event?

It was totally her party.

No wonder!

It all made sense!


I’d have wailed, too, if I had known we were being measured against this rooftop/wall-balancing event standard.

Do you see what I mean about piñata events being serious business around here?

Death-defying.  They are death-defying.

It doesn’t get more serious than that.

But, now, I think we’re ready to try again and maybe, armed with all of this non-intuitive and pain-forged knowledge, we’ll pull off a piñata event without issue.

The good news is that even if you run a bad one, the end state generally is the same.


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Unless you or one of your party guests comes from a family where all the uncles are trapeze artists, rope walkers or who are otherwise simply unafraid of dying in order to make the piñata event a booming success.

Then, there may be tears and wailing and you should just wear a badge that says “Yes.  I’m A Piñata LOSER” .

Wear it with pride that you were also the best.

You were the best failure at the piñata event imaginable.


Congratulations that you sucked so bad that you made a little girl cry.

We’re all supposed to be good at something in this life.

May as well be that.















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35 Responses to How To Avoid Being A Piñata Event Failure

  1. Oh my goodness, you are hilarious! Growing up with pinatas we are pinata pro’s! I can totally see that if you are not used to the tradition it can be overwhelming- it does have to be coordinated really well or someone could get hurt. I distinctly remember times when ladders and a roof was used to rig the pinata. There just might be a photo or two! Love the post!

  2. You are soo funny! And that is a serious pinata cage! I had no idea that pinata destruction had become an Olympic sport! Good to know now that I am scarred for life and will never attempt a pinata at a bday party for my kids ever again. The stress is just too much!

  3. Still love that picture of your daughter!! You are just too funny. I see now that I have taken piñata planning for granted since I grew up with the traditions and even making them. You are right, though, the carrizo along the river is used by the piñata makers in Nuevo Laredo and those piñatas do keep getting bigger and bigger. Good luck with your next piñata!

    • QF- Thanks for confirming that about the carrizo! We are getting together with friends to make kites tonight and they are bringing carrizo! What a handy invasive specie of cane! 🙂

    • Bridget- Do you mean it’s awesome and it’s long? Or it’s awesomely (awfully) long? Or that it’s AWESOME? or that it’s LONG???!!!! haha! I know that it’s longer than the recommended 500 word posts- but there was just too much to say. 🙂 We don’t always do pinata events, actually- The last party didn’t have one- but I’ve seen so many comical events gone wrong, that I really wanted to put it to screen. 🙂

  4. Girl…you had me rolling! it never occurred to me how foreign this must be to non-pinata users!! This is my first time reading your post, and I loved the sincerity in your voice. Parenting is quite a rollercoaster ride (one I’ve been on for 16 years). Its a relief every time i confirm that the parenting querkiness is a shared experience 🙂 Dale! Dale! Dale!

    • Alicia- Thank you for your comment! Made my day that it made you laugh. That is always my goal. Life is more fun when we can laugh about it. I’ve heard similar sentiments from others who grew up with pinatas…it never occurs to them that a checklist might be in order. haha! Hoping that this post will help the next guy or gal so that little kids don’t bawl their eyes out. Thanks, again, for reading that horrifically long post. BTW- I KNEW it was gruesomely long….but there was just too much to talk about when it comes to being introduced to pinata culture. 🙂

  5. This is hilarious! I just found your blog today, and I’m loving it! I remember my dad on the roof, and my uncle on an old fashioned drying rack. There’s definitely a cultural difference between my husband and I because he would not do that for our girls.

    • marienela, Thank you for visiting the blog and double thank you for reading the longest blog post in history! ha! That is so funny that your dad went up on the roof to do that! I am glad our kids get to experience the parties here because they will remember them fondly. 🙂

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  7. Haha! This was this funniest thing ever!!! You should be a writer! Are you a writer? Anyway, sooo funny! I was thinking of doing a piñata for my son’s fourth birthday this weekend, but I don’t have twenty kids to wack the snot out of the thing and I really don’t want to be a piñata failure at a boys birthday party. Plus, I can’t find a REAL piñata. All I can find is lame pull string ones. That’s fine for wee little tots but not for preschool boys-no way! My son would want to hit that thing like a ninja warrior or Optimus Prime! Thanks for the sound and hilarious advice. Great writing!

    • Kristen-

      Haha! Your comment has me cracking up! 🙂 Well, I AM a blogger- and I am a writer. I hope, one day, to be also called “Author”…..but I’m getting there one bad pinata party at a time. 🙂 Thanks so much for the great comment, for reading that impossibly long post, and for making my day! 🙂 Tricia

  8. lol I loved reading your incredibly long blog on pinatas!! You know its good when you don’t give up halfway and hit the back button. ;p haha I came here in search of different ways of hanging my homemade piñatas and ended up just laughing instead. I like your style 😀 On that note, If anyone wants to check out my shameless advertising of my pinatas, feel free to hit a like button! ;p

  9. haha! Well, Thank You, Sara. It is always so much nicer when people laugh WITH me. Otherwise….it’s just completely awkward. For the other person. haha! 🙂

  10. Thank you for this, it is hilarious and totally true. Your post made me laugh really hard because, yes, when I was growing up my dad and uncles would climb on a ledge or a gate or some dangerous place to hold the pinatas. I consider myself a pinata pro (my guest and neighbors will agree). I make my very own and very cute pinatas because pull-string ones are for wimps. For toddler parties I make them really thin with only a few layers of paper so they can actually do some damage to it. We sign “dale, dale” and after all the little ones had had one or more turns an older kid can finish breaking it.
    My suggestion for a stick is a 2-foot half-inch white PVC pipe. If the stick is short the danger zone is smaller and easier to control. Also the material is not as rigid, so it will damage the pinata but not open your skull. Get it for cheap at a hardware store and decorate it if you like.
    We usually tie one end of the rope to the balcony railing or a pole and my (tall) husband stands on a step stool and swings the other end.

  11. This post was hilarious.: ) my son will be turning four next month and I will make a pull string pinata myself, bcause it will be indoors. When my son turned two I borrowed someones back yard that had no trees, so what did two of my GUESTS do? One went into the second floor of the house to the window that facd the backyard and the other climbed a ladder and saved the day. Last month the guest who got on the lafder threw a party for his kids in a park. The rope must have been too short because on one side a five foot mom climbed a tall tree, sat on top and held that side. When it was time toce down, a few males stretched and held a blanket for her to jump into (she’s small remember?) But she ended up falling, bevause instead of jumping into the blanket she sort of slid off the tree and slipped in the gap between the blanket and the tree. Boy that must have been a spectacle for everyone else in the park ready to call 911,because she took like ten minutes to decide how to jump down lol.

  12. It won’t be a disaster if you just make sure you have a place to tie the pinata BEFORE the party . All the lame comments about pull string are making me nervous but I have no choice lol. Also, I didn’t know some places had cages for pinatas!

  13. OMG!!! Thank you so much!!! I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time!!!! And yes, crazy people do make these… (Especially in round balloon derived shapes (I’ll send pics if you want lol …unfortunately). Thanks for the read and I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks that kids bday parties are sadistic and cruel to the parents! lol

  14. I found this article while looking for instructions on a pull string pinata (yes I bought it on purpose but not for moral reasons lol my son is only going to be one and I wanted him to be able to participate) I am now laughing hysterically thank you so much I will remember this for his birthdays in the future!

  15. I am from an upper middle class scotch/irish family & I had a Winnie The Pooh Birthday Pinata incident when I was a little girl. My Mom did not know that you had to fill the pinata. So when it was whacked & cracked & smashed…nothing came out. I cried & ran to my room & stayed there for the rest of the day. I was so embarrassed & sad. I will remember it for the rest of my life. Remember to put candy in it parents…

  16. Ok… I never do pinatas because I find concept funny to take something you love, shove it with treats, then beat the H*&L out of it. That being said… I loved pinatas as a kid!
    So this year as I plan my daughter’s star wars party thought.. perfect – let’s beat the H*&l out of Darth Vader or the Death Star. I read your post and almost pee my pants laughing. Read the comments and even more laughing out loud. Even more – think I attended a party with little to no treats in a pinata too. Bwahahaaaaa!!

    End result… great post, lots of laughs – but no pinata – too much pressure. And nowhere safe to suspend said pinata.

    Thanks for the good laugh – you are a riot!!!

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